The KiteKat Trout... Fishy Tales Part Three..

At one point in my childhood, I was lucky enough to live in a converted watermill, with a trout stream. My mother is an animal lover, who prefers them to people. So instead of allowing us to fish the trout, my mother fed them on KiteKat. Often, we would return from holiday to find a few missing. Ma would be upset, but probably not as upset as the angler who tucked into the big, fat, trout, tasting of catfood..